Caitlyn Jenner has undergone sex reassignment surgery

NY Post Page Six ^ | April 10, 2017 | Julie Gordon

[conservative98]

Nearly two years after publicly announcing her transition from male to female, Caitlyn Jenner has undergone sex reassignment surgery and tells the world about the decision in her upcoming memoir, a new report claims.

“The surgery was a success, and I feel not only wonderful but liberated,” Jenner reportedly writes in “The Secrets of My Life,” out April 25 (as excerpted by RadarOnline).

[DungeonMaster]

I can’t understand why a doctor would mutilate someone like this. Guess it’s the $$.

Doctors kill babies by the truck load every day. In Nazi Germany they poisoned children who were defective. The PHD is no moral indicator at all.

[dfwgator]

So does that mean he got his pecker removed

It's Detachable.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Dr. Dick Whacker.

[dfwgator]

Slipperman:
‘You’re in the colony of slippermen.
There’s no who? why? what? or when?
You get out if you’ve got the gripe
To see, Doktor Dyper, reformed sniper - he’ll whip off your windscreenwiper’

Rael:
John and I are able
To face the Doktor and his marble table.

The Doktor:
Understand Rael, that’s the end of your tail.

Rael:
‘Don’t delay, dock the dick!’
I watch his countdown timer tick....

[SpinnerWebb]

Rumor has it there were a lot of leftovers.

[Clearly Right]

And while dancing like that, Jenner was heard singing, "Bye Bye Birdie".

[TXBlair]

Did someone say Detachable Penis? Lol.

[conservative98]

There are some graphic details over here:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4398858/Caitlyn-Jenner-underwent-gender-reassignment-surgery.html

Warning. Reader discretion is advised.

[bgill]

There are some things that should remain secrets, Bruce.

[bgill]

That sure takes some balls.

[bgill]

He and Chaz have both been in the tabloids whining they don’t have a love life. Guess he thinks this will somehow change that.

Maybe they can get together.

[Eagles6]

;-)

[upchuck]

Caitlyn Jenner has undergone sex reassignment surgery

Big deal Bruce. So you had some bloody slicing to rearrange your private parts. Too bad the surgeons couldn't change your DNA. XY then, XY now and XY always.

[servo1969]

Now he’s an old man with no penis.

He is not and never will be a woman.

He can shove a board up his ass but that doesn’t make him a popsicle.

[bgill]

Ugh, big time reader discretion, barf bag and eye bleach advised.

[catnipman]

So, can the excess parts be used for, like you know, transplants and stuff for deserving individuals?

[Morgana]

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

BWAAAA! GOOD STUFF!

[Fungi]

His problem is in his mind, not in his pants/dress.

[tumblindice]