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I Got Dumped On
Rubbish | 4/1/2017 | blueunicorn6

Posted on 04/01/2017 10:32:33 AM PDT by blueunicorn6

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1 posted on 04/01/2017 10:32:33 AM PDT by blueunicorn6
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“... Hot Pants seemed to bring out the thoughts of love in me...”

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Hot Pants and mini skirts seemed to bring out the thoughts of LUST in me.....


2 posted on 04/01/2017 10:39:28 AM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
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To: blueunicorn6

LOL!


3 posted on 04/01/2017 10:40:09 AM PDT by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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“I told Tim a few things.. “
Lol


4 posted on 04/01/2017 10:41:23 AM PDT by Tx Angel (Insert witty tagline here)
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At the dump near my place, they make you pay $25 for the privilege of attempting to follow all the rules.


5 posted on 04/01/2017 10:44:46 AM PDT by jimtorr
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Bwahahahaha!


6 posted on 04/01/2017 10:48:19 AM PDT by sleddogs
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Anyone can be banned in Yemen but to be banned in Peoria takes work.

I respectfully bow to the master.

(No, I am NOT wearing Hot Pants.)

7 posted on 04/01/2017 10:48:19 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles! (pink bow))
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The boss came over and proceeded to tell me the possible punishments for using filthy language at the filthy dump. I could get a timeout. I got one of those once at Free Republic for swearing. I swore at those ISIS rats. I swore A LOT at those ISIS rats. I deserved my timeout and contemplated my sins while sitting in the Free Republic penalty box.

As a lifetime member of the Freeper Time-Out Club I can totally sympathize. Mostly for politically incorrectness in the old days when describing muslims in terms not accepted at your dump triggered the PC police in microseconds. But things have mellowed, fortunately.

Interesting and entertaining narrative.
Buy my main comment is I have saved myself a lot of grief in my life.
This confirms it; the root of much evil and grief.

Never owned a pickup.

8 posted on 04/01/2017 10:48:48 AM PDT by publius911 (I SUPPORT MY PRESIDENT?)
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Give Tim a break, he was just upset you didn’t bring anything he could decorate his house with after you left is all.


9 posted on 04/01/2017 10:53:24 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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I've been banned a few times, myself. 😁
10 posted on 04/01/2017 10:55:28 AM PDT by ConservativeMind ("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticides, abortion, and euthanasia.")
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That was a nice find and much appreciated.


11 posted on 04/01/2017 10:56:41 AM PDT by Postman (The Flies have finished defining BHO and HRC and will be moving on)
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Kudos, very entertaining.


12 posted on 04/01/2017 11:01:10 AM PDT by MileHi (Liberalism is an ideology of parasites, hypocrites, grievance mongers, victims, and control freaks.)
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To: blueunicorn6

Your sense of humor and writing style reminds me of Lewis Grizzard. That’s a compliment.


13 posted on 04/01/2017 11:09:32 AM PDT by 50mm
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I love this. Do more please


14 posted on 04/01/2017 11:15:22 AM PDT by Stand W (My Name is Tucker Carlson and I am going to destroy you.)
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To: windcliff

Ping


15 posted on 04/01/2017 11:16:29 AM PDT by stylecouncilor ("The future ain't what it used to be." Yogi Berra)
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I push the limit at the dump by tossing cardboard into the “mixed paper” bin.


16 posted on 04/01/2017 11:20:54 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: stylecouncilor

I wore hot pants in high school and had the legs for them.


17 posted on 04/01/2017 11:43:10 AM PDT by windcliff
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To: Rebelbase

Please be sure to “break down” your cardboard boxes.

I put my cardboard boxes in a dark room and shine a powerful light on them to try and break them down.

So far, they won’t say a word.

I’m not sure what a cardboard box would say, anyway.

“Yeah, I robbed that bank, copper. And you never would have caught me if I had legs!”


18 posted on 04/01/2017 11:55:48 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: windcliff

Those were gym shorts and you’re the only person I know who should shave the backs of their legs.


19 posted on 04/01/2017 11:58:39 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Wow you must have sat behind me in home room.


20 posted on 04/01/2017 12:01:29 PM PDT by windcliff
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