[shibumi]

"Hey, who's to say a super advanced alien civilization wouldn't be using C++ programing code."

No, Silly!

Jeff Goldblum is so darn smart he types in Assembler-BAL.

Meanwhile, my vote for Worst of All Time is:

The Archer - Fugitive From the Empire.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Then don’t watch Jupiter Ascending where Mia Kunis realizes she is the reincarnated ruler of the universe and happily goes back to scrubbing toilets.