[Harmless Teddy Bear]

We’re not fat; we’re famine prepared.

Actually true.

Ever watch the survival shows? The guys with muscles, skills and fat are always the winners. Of course, by the time they leave they are not fat any more but they start out ahead of the game.

[CARTOUCHE]

Yes, it’s twoo. So the solution is to sednd as many of these ambulatory challenged to the jungle where they’ll either eat bugs, lizards and snake meat or they’ll die.

[Hardastarboard]

I noticed in the Tom Hanks film where he was marooned on a desert island that he started off fat and ended up lean.