[Does so]

Or, put them on a ship, just offshore, then dump ‘em out. Sink or swim.

Swim noodles are $1 each.

I'll pay for 'em. ;)

[Covenantor]

Swim noodles are $1 each

That's retail price. Pretty sure we could get whole sale price down to $0.10 or less per unit if we would accept seconds or blems. Or bio-degradable foam, salt and sun...poof.