You go home now you TOO FAT!
They should lose all of their custoers, just for coming up with this idea in the first place. Too stupid to be in bidness.
Do fat people have extra toes and fingers?
Last time I was in Memphis I formed the opinion that everyone had a BMI in excess of 30.
15 years or so ago now...sitting in a Cuban restaurant in Miami with my uncle. We ordered caldo gallego (Gaulician soup: https://www.bigoven.com/recipe/caldo-gallego-spanish-white-bean-soup/193379) for the starter. The waitress pokes him in the belly and says “No frijoles por usted. Gordo!”. “No bean soup for you, hot shot. You’re too fat.”. We still laugh about that night.
Fat people cost more in just about everything. They cost airlines more because flight costs are in large part determined by weight. A 400 pound body requires more fuel to transport than a 18o pound body but suggesting that a fat person pay his own way is unthinkable. Fat people have to have wider chairs in movie theaters so fewer total seats can be provided but insist on other people paying for their extra space. Fat people require more cloth in their clothing, more wood, plastic, steel in their furniture. At least they pay for the greater amount of food they eat.
“Oops!” doesn’t cut much slack after you’ve gone ahead and stepped off the ledge. For one thing, they were going to have guidelines for determining “fat”? Like a body sized copy of those little steel frames in airports your carry-on bag is supposed to fit into maybe? That would be interesting to watch.
I don’t see the problem. If fat people cost more to serve, charge them more.
1. Fat people need to quit their whining.
2. Non-fat people need to quit their hateful crap.
But charging more because of higher costs to serve? Where’s the problem?
But they would never change muzzies more.
Next month I am getting a Fat Lady Cruiser bike.
My wife insists it’s a Lady Fat Cruiser bike but I told her not mine.
Fat people don’t wash their feet — they can’t reach them.
Bobby: “Oh yeah, we’ve got to trim some of the fat around here.”
Kurt: “What do you mean by trim the fat?”
Bobby: “I want you to fire the fat people.”
Kurt: “What?!”
Bobby: “They’re lazy and they’re slow and they make me sad to look at.”
The only pedicure I’ve ever had, I caught a bad nail fungus
from the soaking tub or tools or something. I’ve had a
time clearing it up & have never done it again. Now, I
just cut my nails, file them and don’t use polish any more.
So, I’m not glamourous.