Key West police: Woman bites husband during sex

FL Keys News ^ | 3/15/2017 | Gwen Filosa

[Charles Martel]

Or, he played the back nine without checking in at the Pro-Shop...

Yeah, that seems a plausible scenario. Pretty mild stuff for the Key West cops to deal with, whatever the cause.

[Gay State Conservative]

He must have called her some other woman's name...perhaps a neighbor!

[Larry Lucido]

Wonder if she works for John Voight, the periodontist?

[moovova]

He must’ve forget the safe word.

[dblshot]

I knew she was fickle but she sure looked fine
So we went giddy up giddy up in room 409
I didn’t know she’d take a bite of mine
Going giddy up giddy up in room 409
It was a brand new experience in hotel room 409, 409

[jdsteel]

My safe word is "don't stop" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Gamecock]

Maybe she found out Tim Whatley her husband finds it fun to swap.

[day10]

Hmmm...Mason, Ohio. Right up the road from me.

I’ll be on the lookout.

[Pollster1]

A 42-year-old Ohio woman was jailed Sunday after police said she bit her husband during sex . . . Jennifer M. Rahe Hickman, a dental hygienist

She's into teeth - not a surprise given her career choice.

[Vaquero]

And when the cops came he ratted out his wife? Please.

[Gamecock]

Keep us posted.

[jmcenanly]

Didn’t they do something like this on ‘CSI”?

[Gamecock]

Nah, that was Seinfeld.

[day10]

Mason is quite an affluent area, so interesting to see these folks are uninhibited.... :-)

[Boogieman]

At least it was just his arm!

[Vinnie]

locked her teeth on his left forearm.

Whew, had me cringing there for several paragraphs.

[Gamecock]

As I was searching for a source that I could post this from, without copyright issues, I discovered that there were more than a couple of articles about men having their, ummm, “man-parts” bitten by their wife/girlfriend.

[central_va]

My wife likes to talk to me when we're having sex. Why the other day she called me from the back of a limousine.

Rodney Dangerfield - No respect.

[Chauncey Gardiner]

Coulda been worse... much worse...just sayin’.

[twoputt]

IIRC female black widow spiders eat the male after mating.

Just sayin’.