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Curse by ancient Siberian mummy cost Hillary Clinton the US election, says Trump-linked media
Siberian Times ^ | 12 March 2017

Posted on 03/14/2017 8:26:49 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster

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1 posted on 03/14/2017 8:26:50 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster
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2 posted on 03/14/2017 8:27:17 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster (dead parakeet + lost fishing gear = freep all day)
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The Russians Again!


3 posted on 03/14/2017 8:28:18 PM PDT by xp38
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I heard that the Mummy in question is a dead ringer for Rachel Maddow.


4 posted on 03/14/2017 8:28:27 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (The way Liberals carry on about Deportation, you would think "Mexico" was Spanish for "Auschwitz".)
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5 posted on 03/14/2017 8:30:47 PM PDT by Ezekiel (All who mourn(ed!) the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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Yep, and in what nation is Siberia located?


6 posted on 03/14/2017 8:31:57 PM PDT by Will88
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Must be that long thing growing on the mummy’s head.


7 posted on 03/14/2017 8:32:25 PM PDT by jr3000
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Ukok

Not sure the pronunciation on that one, but two of the possibilities would not fit Hillary. We know she does not cook and she certainly does not like Roosters. Maybe she likes Coke?

8 posted on 03/14/2017 8:35:15 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (Women who are 25 pounds overweight tend to live longer than the men who mention it.)
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They just can’t accept that America rejected their BS agenda.


9 posted on 03/14/2017 8:35:45 PM PDT by RC one (The 2nd Amendment is a doomsday provision, one designed for those exceptionally rare circumstances)
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To: Ezekiel; flaglady47; Maine Mariner; pax_et_bonum; entropy12; danamco; Seattle Conservative
"You know, if I was a single man, I might ask that mummy out...that's a good-looking mummy."

(Bill Clinton at a DC museum in 1996).

Leni

10 posted on 03/14/2017 8:38:31 PM PDT by MinuteGal (GO TRUMP !!!......GO PENCE !!!......Boycott Starbucks and Target !!!)
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I think they got the story backwards. Hillary cursed the mummy, warning it to stay away from Bill, because Bill has a thing for mummies.

May 25, 1996 - A top Peruvian anthropologist said Friday that President Clinton’s joke about the sex appeal of an Inca mummy was “tacky” and criticized the display of the mummy in Washington.

Clinton joked during a political fund-raiser Wednesday that the 500-year-old frozen mummy, known as the Ice Princess, was “good-looking” and if he were single he might ask her out. “That mummy looks better than I do on my worst days,” he said.


11 posted on 03/14/2017 8:39:10 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Leftists aren't fascists. They are "democratic fascists", a completely different thing.)
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12 posted on 03/14/2017 8:39:49 PM PDT by Carriage Hill ( Poor demoncrats haven't been this mad, since the Republicans took their slaves away.)
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HaHa! Bubba might hit it


13 posted on 03/14/2017 8:40:22 PM PDT by DanielRedfoot (Viva Le Deplorable)
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Slick would prefer a century old pile of bones rather than bone his wife.


14 posted on 03/14/2017 8:42:07 PM PDT by Slyfox (Where's Reagan when we need him? Look in the mirror - the spirit of The Gipper lives within you.)
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Voodoo? How bizarre... :/


15 posted on 03/14/2017 8:50:16 PM PDT by odds
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Very cool archeological find.


16 posted on 03/14/2017 8:53:08 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both)
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Cursed! By Our Lady of the Frostbitten Cabbages.


17 posted on 03/14/2017 8:54:01 PM PDT by lee martell
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Oh, for heaven’s sake - this is a deteriorated, ice-cold sack of decrepit flesh we’re talking about here, moldering, reeking of centuries-old evil. There’s a mummy too.


18 posted on 03/14/2017 8:55:33 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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“Slick would prefer a century old pile of bones rather than bone his wife.”

Let’s leave Andrea Mitchell out of this....


19 posted on 03/14/2017 8:58:45 PM PDT by Batman11 ( The USA is not an ATM!)
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Pazyryk culture
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pazyryk_culture


20 posted on 03/14/2017 9:04:44 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both)
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