The Russians Again!
I heard that the Mummy in question is a dead ringer for Rachel Maddow.
Yep, and in what nation is Siberia located?
Must be that long thing growing on the mummy’s head.
Not sure the pronunciation on that one, but two of the possibilities would not fit Hillary. We know she does not cook and she certainly does not like Roosters. Maybe she likes Coke?
I think they got the story backwards. Hillary cursed the mummy, warning it to stay away from Bill, because Bill has a thing for mummies.
May 25, 1996 - A top Peruvian anthropologist said Friday that President Clinton’s joke about the sex appeal of an Inca mummy was “tacky” and criticized the display of the mummy in Washington.
Clinton joked during a political fund-raiser Wednesday that the 500-year-old frozen mummy, known as the Ice Princess, was “good-looking” and if he were single he might ask her out. “That mummy looks better than I do on my worst days,” he said.
Cursed! By Our Lady of the Frostbitten Cabbages.
Oh, for heaven’s sake - this is a deteriorated, ice-cold sack of decrepit flesh we’re talking about here, moldering, reeking of centuries-old evil. There’s a mummy too.
She blew it.
Praise Kek.
Yeah that.... And that drinking thing.
The Mummy’s curse elected Trump.
Lower-level FBI agents pressuring their Director (because that’s how professional relationships work) elected Trump.
Tim Kaine gave Hillary Virginia, but he also elected Trump.
White women elected Trump.
The Russians elected Trump.
Racists elected Trump.
Sexists elected Trump.
Rural voters elected Trump.
The working class voting against their own interests elected Trump.
Fake news elected Trump.
Facebook elected Trump.
Supermarket tabloids elected Trump.
Celebrity (The Apprentice) elected Trump.
White male resentment elected Trump.
Over-shaming Trump supporters elected Trump.
Rejecting Bernie elected Trump.
Reagan democrats elected Trump.
Gary Johnson and Jill Stein voters elected Trump.
Backlash against political correctness elected Trump.
FBI Director Comey elected Trump.
There are many terrible reasons for President Trump’s victory, but there are two things that were not a factor. First, Hillary was the perfect candidate; nothing she did harmed her candidacy in any way. Second, President Trump was the worst candidate imaginable; nothing he did helped his candidacy at all, except with racists, sexists, bigots, and the rest of the basket of deplorables.
It all makes sense now! ;)
I would think that the mummy would have tried to get Hillary elected.
Professional courtesy...
No she lost because the mummy looks healthier than Hillary....
Brilliant strategerie.....