WTH?! Why did you have to do that?
Man ... where’s my acid eye wash?!
That being said I have a custom strap that is long enough to use across the shoulder with a second strap around my chest to keep it from flying around as I walk. The camera is always just below my waist on the right side where I can easily grab it and take a shot.
Now all that being said, I have learned since I started photography in the early 60’s that style is unimportant. What you get when you shoot is all that counts.
Technology has changed. I remember when I thought I was pretty cool pushing ASA 800 film to about 2000 in the dark room using warm baths and extra time and strong solutions. Yeah the grain wasn't good but the contrast was OK. Now taking pictures is so easy anybody can do it with the right equipment. A large sensor with good low light sensitivity and great glass will allow anybody to do well. My D800 is a bit slow on burst rate but I could have really used it taking pictures at basketball games in college. Back then you didn't even think color for sports, nobody had film fast enough, and there was no burst rate. I can get better pictures at ISO 6400 and f:2.8 than I ever could with 800 ASA even at f:1.4.
I'm impressed with the state of art of camera sensors. My 800 has about 14.3 stops of dynamic range at F:100, the D810 about 14.7. That is just impossible to get my head around. I don't think I ever used film that could do that well.