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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 03/03/2017 4:42:40 AM PST by Lucky9teen
There's a lot to celebrate today...
Caregiver Appreciation DayThis is a very important day of recognition for the tens of millions of Americans, who selflessly give their time to care for those who are ill, disabled, or elderly.
Employee Appreciation Day
If the boss can get a Bosses Day, then it's only fair and appropriate that you, the employee, gets a day in your honor. Employee Appreciation Day honors employees everywhere.
I Want You to be Happy Day
"I Want You to be Happy Day" is an unselfish day. Its a thought that we wish upon others that we care for or love.
If Pets Had Thumbs Day
If Pets Had Thumbs Day leaves you wondering what would happen if.......
National Anthem Day
On this special day, proudly fly the USA flag at your home and place of business. Take this as an opportunity to sing the National Anthem, or listen to it being sung.
And, look for chances to show your patriotism.
National Salesperson Day
National Salesperson Day is established to recognize the value of the truely professional salesperson. This day also recognizes the hard work performed by professional sales people.
Peach Blossom Day
Peach Blossom Day is a day to celebrate peach blossoms, and for girls to celebrate being girls. Does that sound a little confusing or complicated? Read on.........
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness
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To: Moltke
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posted on
03/03/2017 1:02:25 PM PST
by
ArGee
(In 2017 I resolve to respect liberals more - Oh, who am I kidding?????)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
To: ArGee
The physicist. But let's not squabble over details. :-)
But why "ions"? Na+ puzzled me for a bit, I must admit. If sodium were to form a negative-charged ion - which it doesn't - I could see Na-Na-Na- etc. in the riddle... I would've just gone with "atoms". Let that be a lesson to all aspiring humorists. Ha!
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posted on
03/03/2017 1:39:35 PM PST
by
Moltke
(Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building)
To: Lucky9teen
M
Animal - Monkey
Girl Name - Melissa
Boy’s Name - Martin
Color - Mango
Name of movie - Marnie
Something you wear - Medallion
Drink - Mountain Dew
Food - Muffin
Item in a bathroom - Mirror
Place - Missouri
Reason to be late - Monsoon
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posted on
03/03/2017 2:08:07 PM PST
by
JMIV
To: Moltke
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Why the long face?”
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posted on
03/03/2017 2:30:54 PM PST
by
ArGee
(In 2017 I resolve to respect liberals more - Oh, who am I kidding?????)
To: Lucky9teen
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”
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posted on
03/03/2017 2:31:34 PM PST
by
ArGee
(In 2017 I resolve to respect liberals more - Oh, who am I kidding?????)
To: Lucky9teen
68
posted on
03/03/2017 2:44:44 PM PST
by
mrsmith
(Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!)
To: ArGee
Too much Sodium in the diet. That was easy.
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posted on
03/03/2017 2:55:35 PM PST
by
Moltke
(Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building)
To: Lucky9teen
Animal - Coelacanth
Girl Name - Celia
Boy's Name - Cody
Color - Chartreuse
Name of movie - Cube
Something you wear - Carhartt
Drink - Chelada
Food - Cheesecake
Item in a bathroom - Commode
Reason to be late - Crashed bike and broke leg
70
posted on
03/03/2017 5:48:26 PM PST
by
real saxophonist
( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
To: real saxophonist
71
posted on
03/03/2017 6:07:00 PM PST
by
Ingtar
(.)
To: real saxophonist
Somehow my CopyPaste-Fu left out Place - Camp Lejeune.
And the names are people I work with and spoke to today.
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posted on
03/03/2017 6:34:45 PM PST
by
real saxophonist
( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
To: Ingtar
73
posted on
03/03/2017 6:38:19 PM PST
by
real saxophonist
( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
To: fredhead
S for my First and last names:
Animal-Skunk
Girl - Sherry
Boy - Sam
Color - Sienna
Name of Movie - Seventeen Going on Thirty
Something you wear - Scarf
Drink - Scotch on the Rocks
Food - Scones
Item in Bathroom - Scented Candles
Place - Scottsdale
reason to be late - Stopped by Copy
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