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To: Candor7

I’m just trying to figure out why the cigar flying aliens stopped visiting Earth. Did they get bored with us?


4 posted on 03/02/2017 7:27:04 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin
I’m just trying to figure out why the cigar flying aliens stopped visiting Earth. Did they get bored with us?

No silly. They built underground bases in Antarctica and are now here permanently.

5 posted on 03/02/2017 7:29:19 AM PST by pgkdan (The Silent Majority Stands With TRUMP!)
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To: BenLurkin
I’m just trying to figure out why the cigar flying aliens stopped visiting Earth. Did they get bored with us?

They didn't get bored, they read the handwriting on the wall when all the anti-smoking signs went up.

6 posted on 03/02/2017 7:29:28 AM PST by Slyfox (Where's Reagan when we need him? Look in the mirror - the spirit of The Gipper lives within you.)
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To: BenLurkin; Candor7; Salamander
"I’m just trying to figure out why the cigar flying aliens stopped visiting Earth."

I was wondering that too.

I haven't seen a Cigar Craft since about 1958-59.

7 posted on 03/02/2017 7:29:59 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: BenLurkin

I wonder if it could have anything to do with the Cuban Missile Crisis/Embargo?


8 posted on 03/02/2017 7:31:38 AM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: BenLurkin

I’m just trying to figure out why the cigar flying aliens stopped visiting Earth. Did they get bored with us?

I blame Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinski.

9 posted on 03/02/2017 7:32:12 AM PST by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (The GOP will see the light, because Trump will make them feel the heat.it is hugh and series)
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To: BenLurkin

They lost the war with the light people in 1940.


13 posted on 03/02/2017 7:39:31 AM PST by mad_as_he$$ ("It's a war against humanity!" Donald J. Trump)
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To: BenLurkin

Cigar flying aliens quit coming so frequently because they couldn’t blend in and hide in plain sight as easily when zeppelin usage on earth declined. It’s the same reason we have so many sightings of jet airliner flying aliens today.

Freegards


14 posted on 03/02/2017 7:39:35 AM PST by Ransomed
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To: BenLurkin

Nah, we probably became to evil. Satan is here, you know. Love C.S. Lewis’s space trilogy.


19 posted on 03/02/2017 7:57:55 AM PST by huldah1776 ( Vote Pro-life! Allow God to bless America before He avenges the death of the innocent.)
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To: BenLurkin

Notice that both the saucers and cigars had a major decline then. Coinciding with Prohibition.


35 posted on 03/03/2017 12:06:45 AM PST by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts FDR's New Deal = obama)
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To: BenLurkin
Gave up smoking>


44 posted on 03/03/2017 6:08:39 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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