I'm already there with you, Sal. I've got myself firmly duct taped to my van, which is 7,500 pounds. I ain't going anywhere!
I used to get annoyed seeing it spelled “duck tape” but I’m OK with it now since somebody trademarked it and started selling actual “Duck Tape™” lol. Comes in all sorts of colors, camo patterns, collegiate logos, metallics, pretty fancy stuff for tape.