To: Daffynition
2 posted on
02/16/2017 8:27:09 AM PST by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
To: Daffynition
Never mess with a rat with a bushy tail. Never.
3 posted on
02/16/2017 8:29:49 AM PST by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: Daffynition
Never mess with a squirrel,they always go for the nuts.
5 posted on
02/16/2017 8:37:19 AM PST by
Farmer Dean
(168 grains of instant conflict resolution)
To: Daffynition
7 posted on
02/16/2017 8:43:13 AM PST by
Godzilla
(1/20/2017)
To: Daffynition
You wanna a piece of me?
8 posted on
02/16/2017 8:43:22 AM PST by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: Daffynition; null and void
9 posted on
02/16/2017 8:43:40 AM PST by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Daffynition
This guy keeps a tree rat in his house?
10 posted on
02/16/2017 8:43:40 AM PST by
Ray76
(DRAIN THE SWAMP)
To: All
Good thing he didn't have one of these.
To: Daffynition
One day, long long ago when I was in the infantry, we were on a field exercise at Fort Hood, Texas, and had set up in a copse of live oaks. We were on a one-day downtime during the exercise and so everyone was pretty much catching up on their sleep.
Our platoon sergeant set up his hammock and was, pretty quickly, very deeply sawing some Z's when we noticed that the trees around him were full of squirrels. So we decided to have a little bit of fun.
We gathered up some peanut butter cans and jelly cans from our C-rations and quietly smeared them all over the ropes that were holding up his hammock. Then we sat way back to watch nature take its course.
Obviously the squirrels were used to people being nearby because it didn't take very long before they were down on the trees, just chewing away at the peanut butter-and-jelly covered ropes.
By the time our platoon sergeant recovered after his abrupt drop, we were all "snoozing" away in our positions ...
13 posted on
02/16/2017 8:51:28 AM PST by
BlueLancer
(Ex Scientia Tridens)
To: Daffynition
Buy that squirrel a bag of peanuts. He earned it.
23 posted on
02/16/2017 10:34:58 AM PST by
HokieMom
(Pacepa : Can the U.S. afford a president who can't recognize anti-Americanism?)
To: Daffynition
24 posted on
02/16/2017 10:41:09 AM PST by
Clay Moore
(JRandomFreeper, SWAMPSNIPER RIP)
To: Daffynition
The title alone made me laugh out loud!
25 posted on
02/16/2017 12:19:21 PM PST by
TigersEye
(Winning. Winning winning winning every day!!!)
To: Daffynition
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Squirrels are tough customers.
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30 posted on
02/16/2017 4:09:29 PM PST by
editor-surveyor
(Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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