Posted on 02/14/2017 12:04:22 PM PST by Gamecock
A woman has gone on trial in Munich on charges of murdering her lover with an electric circular saw.
The 32-year-old woman, named only as Gabrielle P under German privacy laws, is accused of killing her boyfriend while he was tied to the bed and blindfolded during a sex game.
After the killing, prosecutors allege she used the saw to cut off the head of her 28-year-old victim, who has been variously named as Alex H and Sebastian H in the German press.
Gabrielle P admits the killing but her defence lawyers plan to argue it was an unpremeditated act of desperation.
After Alex H was dead, Gabrielle P used the saw to remove his head from his body then covered his remains with a sheet. She did not return to the room and left the body undisturbed for six months.
It was not until she brought a new lover, Christian K, to the house that the body was discovered.
Instead of alerting the authorities, Christian K helped her bury the dismembered corpse in the garden of the house.
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
To paraphrase the old saw....you're not a carpenter until you run a head through your saw, and if you run more than 1 head through your saw you are not a carpenter"
I’ll bet that behind that paper is some crazy eyes!
🔩 blindfold & tie partne to bed ✔
🔪 Plug in handy neaby circular saw, run blade up his chest ✔
Wait....
🔪 💡 remove head✔
🍻🍕 have a few beers and pizza.✔
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Was he wearing a condom?
What works better?
A rip, crosscut or dado blade? Hardened steel or carbide tipped?
“So red warning flags didn’t go off in Christian’s head?”
Christian K wasn’t thinking with his big head.
It's hard to say. Everything in that story is so odd that it's hard to tell how brainless the guy was . . . before he lost his head.
Those wacky Germans again.
Find a new beau!
I think we can all agree that Christian K. is a complete and total idiot.
Or he subscribed to the old southern adage, “Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed”.
[ six months - It was not until she brought a new lover, Christian K, to the house that the body was discovered. ]
Maybe it’s just me but I would call that “a bad date”.
It’s Weimar Republic 2.0.
I get the sense that it won’t be long that “the gods of the copybook headings with slaughter and terror return”
Somebody forgot their safe word.
Not at all. I'm saying that times of disorder are often associated with one form or another of debauchery or perversion.
“Your honor, he wanted some head so I gave him his.”
Yep. I could not resist my head joke. A good thread not long for this world. :-(
If it was all a game then he lost.
Well, that certainly is a bizarre sex game.
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