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German woman 'decapitated lover with circular saw in bizarre sex game'
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Posted on 02/14/2017 12:04:22 PM PST by Gamecock

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To: blueunicorn6
On this day when we celebrate romance, it’s always good to remember to be extra careful with girls who are carpenters.

To paraphrase the old saw....you're not a carpenter until you run a head through your saw, and if you run more than 1 head through your saw you are not a carpenter"

41 posted on 02/14/2017 12:30:16 PM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (Repeal & replace Obamacare, tax reform, fix infrastructure, fixin military, Israel, kill enemies)
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To: Larry Lucido
Handcuffs should set off warning bells.


42 posted on 02/14/2017 12:32:09 PM PST by Gamecock
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To: Pollster1

I’ll bet that behind that paper is some crazy eyes!


43 posted on 02/14/2017 12:33:27 PM PST by Gamecock
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To: Gamecock

Life imitates art (sort of) **Click the Pic**

44 posted on 02/14/2017 12:34:06 PM PST by Disambiguator (Keepin' it analog.)
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To: Gamecock
Gabi' To Do List

🔩 blindfold & tie partne to bed ✔

🔪 Plug in handy neaby circular saw, run blade up his chest ✔

Wait....

🔪 💡 remove head✔

🍻🍕 have a few beers and pizza.✔

emojis, a powerful time management tool available at your fingertips 👍

45 posted on 02/14/2017 12:35:50 PM PST by Covenantor (Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
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To: Gamecock

Was he wearing a condom?


46 posted on 02/14/2017 12:37:44 PM PST by alternatives? (Why have an army if there are no borders?)
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To: Gamecock

What works better?

A rip, crosscut or dado blade? Hardened steel or carbide tipped?


47 posted on 02/14/2017 12:37:55 PM PST by moovova
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To: Gamecock

“So red warning flags didn’t go off in Christian’s head?”

Christian K wasn’t thinking with his big head.


48 posted on 02/14/2017 12:40:17 PM PST by moovova
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To: Gamecock
I’ll bet that behind that paper is some crazy eyes!

It's hard to say. Everything in that story is so odd that it's hard to tell how brainless the guy was . . . before he lost his head.

49 posted on 02/14/2017 12:40:27 PM PST by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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To: Gamecock

Those wacky Germans again.


50 posted on 02/14/2017 12:41:25 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: Covenantor

Find a new beau!


51 posted on 02/14/2017 12:41:42 PM PST by Gamecock
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To: Gamecock

I think we can all agree that Christian K. is a complete and total idiot.

Or he subscribed to the old southern adage, “Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed”.


52 posted on 02/14/2017 12:43:14 PM PST by PAR35
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To: Gamecock

[ six months - It was not until she brought a new lover, Christian K, to the house that the body was discovered. ]

Maybe it’s just me but I would call that “a bad date”.


53 posted on 02/14/2017 12:43:24 PM PST by SaveFerris (Hebrews 13:2 Do not forget to entertain strangers, for ... some have unwittingly entertained angels)
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To: Pearls Before Swine

It’s Weimar Republic 2.0.

I get the sense that it won’t be long that “the gods of the copybook headings with slaughter and terror return”


54 posted on 02/14/2017 12:45:55 PM PST by aquila48
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To: Gamecock

Somebody forgot their safe word.


55 posted on 02/14/2017 12:46:09 PM PST by Flick Lives
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To: bigdaddy45
Really? You think we’re going after Germany this time?

Not at all. I'm saying that times of disorder are often associated with one form or another of debauchery or perversion.

56 posted on 02/14/2017 12:48:32 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Gamecock

“Your honor, he wanted some head so I gave him his.”


57 posted on 02/14/2017 12:48:45 PM PST by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: CivilWarBrewing

Yep. I could not resist my head joke. A good thread not long for this world. :-(


58 posted on 02/14/2017 12:50:31 PM PST by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: Gamecock; Slings and Arrows

If it was all a game then he lost.


59 posted on 02/14/2017 12:55:56 PM PST by a fool in paradise (patriots win, Communists and Socialist Just-Us Warriors lose)
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To: Gamecock

Well, that certainly is a bizarre sex game.


60 posted on 02/14/2017 12:58:38 PM PST by Rummyfan
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