German woman 'decapitated lover with circular saw in bizarre sex game'

The Telegraph ^

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

On this day when we celebrate romance, it’s always good to remember to be extra careful with girls who are carpenters.

To paraphrase the old saw....you're not a carpenter until you run a head through your saw, and if you run more than 1 head through your saw you are not a carpenter"

[Gamecock]

Handcuffs should set off warning bells.

[Gamecock]

I’ll bet that behind that paper is some crazy eyes!

[Disambiguator]

Life imitates art (sort of) **Click the Pic**

[Covenantor]

Gabi' To Do List

🔩 blindfold & tie partne to bed ✔

🔪 Plug in handy neaby circular saw, run blade up his chest ✔

Wait....

🔪 💡 remove head✔

🍻🍕 have a few beers and pizza.✔

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[alternatives?]

Was he wearing a condom?

[moovova]

What works better?

A rip, crosscut or dado blade? Hardened steel or carbide tipped?

[moovova]

“So red warning flags didn’t go off in Christian’s head?”

Christian K wasn’t thinking with his big head.

[Pollster1]

I’ll bet that behind that paper is some crazy eyes!

It's hard to say. Everything in that story is so odd that it's hard to tell how brainless the guy was . . . before he lost his head.

[RegulatorCountry]

Those wacky Germans again.

[Gamecock]

Find a new beau!

[PAR35]

I think we can all agree that Christian K. is a complete and total idiot.

Or he subscribed to the old southern adage, “Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed”.

[SaveFerris]

[ six months - It was not until she brought a new lover, Christian K, to the house that the body was discovered. ]

Maybe it’s just me but I would call that “a bad date”.

[aquila48]

It’s Weimar Republic 2.0.

I get the sense that it won’t be long that “the gods of the copybook headings with slaughter and terror return”

[Flick Lives]

Somebody forgot their safe word.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Really? You think we’re going after Germany this time?

Not at all. I'm saying that times of disorder are often associated with one form or another of debauchery or perversion.

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

“Your honor, he wanted some head so I gave him his.”

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Yep. I could not resist my head joke. A good thread not long for this world. :-(

[a fool in paradise]

If it was all a game then he lost.

[Rummyfan]

Well, that certainly is a bizarre sex game.