The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?”
The guy, clearly offended, says, “Yes I am. But let me ask you omething.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? >>>>>>>>>>>>>
Give her a break!
Polish sausages are bigger than Italian sausages.
Gee! There must be at least a thousand!
Actually no. There are only three.
All the rest of those stories are true.