Meliania’s dresses wont have to have built in butt extensions.
WOW!
Really? An intellectual? How so?
Who cares. I found the constant denigration of Michelle Obozo’s looks and weight to be pointless and frequently racist. I find much of the fawning over Melania based on her looks to be equally bizarre.
People and cultures should be judged based on their morals and behavior.
That said - GO TRUMPS!
Melania could wear a potato sack, and she would still be more fashionable than Michelle in a million dollar dress designed by the best of designers out there.
She could wear an old potato sack and still look better than the Wookie!!
Is this the Chinese version of The Onion?
As it references Michelle, this article is a real pant-load.
If she doesn’t give the WH drapes, shower curtains, table cloths, and area rugs to her designer, she’ll be fine.
Really? Who cares? I don’t care about Melania; I care about what her husband does. This is like teen girl gossip.
If I didn’t know better I would think this is a great satire piece...
Barack should have had her run laps around the white hut until that caboose was small enough to fit through the door on the Metro.
It is impossible to dress a lady devoid of grace and beauty with a dress of grace and beauty. Melania has grace and beauty and humility.............
I have to admit that when I saw the photos of the White House Halloween party I thought that Emperor Obama and his consort Michelle had decided to skip the costumes. Emperor Barack looked like Urkel as usual and Michelle was wearing something that looked like it was looted from a Salvation Army store as usual.
Boy, was I shocked to find out that Michelle's outfit was really a "Cat Woman" costume!
Therefore, to prevent further mistakes of this type I consulted with the Country Store's crack team of fashion consultants and came up with this handy guide to whether or not Michelle Obama is wearing a Halloween costume.
Q: Does Michelle Obama's outfit vaguely resemble the skin of a wild animal?
If the answer is yes, then Michelle is wearing a Halloween costume.
Q: Is Michelle Obama wearing something that looks like it was made out of Nick Nolte's old Hawaiian shirt?
If the answer is yes, then Michelle is wearing one of her high fashion outfits.
Q: Is Michele Obama wearing something that looks like the couch your aunt had back in the 1970's?
If so, then it it is another of Michelle's regular outfits.
Q: Does Michelle Obama look like Flip Wilson when he was dressed up as Geraldine?
This is another indication Michelle is wearing a haute couture outfit some con artist designer sold her and it is not a Halloween costume
Q: Is Michelle Obama wearing a very wide belt just under her negligible bust and twirling a hula hoop?
Hey, the wide belt is a primo fashion accessory and like Michelle you have to have no chest (or be a cross dresser) to wear it so it is plenty exclusive and NOT a Halloween costume no matter what it looks like.
Whew! That was sure exhaustive and I thank my fashion consultants, but I'm still not convinced that I won't make the same mistake again. Maybe next year Michelle can just go for the Joker clown make-up at Halloween:
Anyone, who says that comparing the Current First Lady to the First Wookie is daunting, has lost any sense of reality.
When Melania got out of the beast with President Trump and Barron and walked on the street during the parade, she won the hearts of men and women, who love and appreciate real beauty and character.
She will drive the lesbos and hate filled lib women into total depression the next 8 years.
For starters, First Lady Melania Trump will not look like a maid in fine clothes, she’ll look like a lady.
It is, indeed, difficult to compete with someone who has no fashion sense whatsoever.
The author chose to celebrate a focus-grouped outfit for an early television appearance that cost less than the tennis shoes Michelle chose to wear in her prop garden. Nowhere did the author mention Michelle’s fashion haulmark: the boob belt.