I’m beating you up for peace and tolerance!
Sounds very divisive to me. And what kind of a fake name is Shia Laboeuf? Fake foreign sounding like Haagen Dazs or the stage name of some transvestite...
Looks staged to me.
I have no idea what I just witnessed.
What in the heck is a Shia LaBeouf?
I’d think that punching someone in the face is not the fast track to unity.
I was surprised that Shia is a guy. That’s a girl’s name. They should have named him Nancy or Elizabeth.
Shia is pretty bad azz messing with that little nerdy guy.
He wouldn’t do that to me without making a trip to the hospital.
Pedophile Lebouf?
I’m sitting here wondering how much and who I would have to pay to get this bum to try this on my old, wrinkled ass....
You’re walking in the woods.
There’s no one around,
And your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
Shia LaBeouf.
He’s following you
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He’s gaining on you.
Shia LaBeouf.
You’re looking for your car,
But you’re all turned around.
He’s almost upon you now
And you can see there’s blood on his face!
My god, there’s blood everywhere!
Running for your life
(From Shia LaBeouf.)
He’s brandishing a knife.
(It’s Shia LaBeouf.)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf.
Living in the woods,
(Shia LaBeouf.)
Killing for sport,
(Shia LaBeouf.)
Eating all the bodies
Actual, cannibal Shia LaBeouf.
Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him,
But you’re hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a murderer,
You creep silently through the underbrush.
A-ha! In the distance,
A small cottage with a light on.
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it,
But your leg! Ah! It’s caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off your leg,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Limping toward the cottage,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Now you’re on the doorstep,
Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf.
Sharpening an ax,
(Shia LaBeouf.)
But he doesn’t hear you enter,
(Shia LaBeouf.)
You’re sneaking up behind him.
Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf.
Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf,
Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf,
Stab it in his kidney.
Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf.
You limp into the dark woods,
Blood oozing from your stump leg.
But you have won.
You have beaten Shia LaBeouf
Wait! He isn’t dead! Shia Surprise!
There’s a gun to your head, and death in his eyes.
But you can do Jiu Jitsu
Body Slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf
You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He’s dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You’re chopping off his head now
You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf
His head topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You’re finally safe from Shia LaBeouf
sheba la douche, feh...Means in french “sht the cow” , litteraly.
His mother is Roma Gypsy so with that good breeding he could spend the next 4 years fiddling on someone's roof. But I shouldn't belittle his acting talent- in order to make it big being that young in Hollywood, you have to be able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose, so maybe his next move will be into politics.
He’s not in school. Doesn’t have a job.
Didn’t vote. Violent. Must be a Democrat.
You know, I’ve never noticed the stupid faux-French spelling of that last name. How is that supposed to be pronounced? Seems I recall something like “luh-Berf” but that’s spelled like Beowulf missing W and L. Did Clinton staffers name him or something?