Charges: Man Drove Into Ditch Drunk, Had Sex & Assaulted Deputy Attempting Arrest

WCCO.com ^ | 1/18/17 | WCCO

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

MINNEAPOLIS (WCCO) — A 27-year-old White Bear Lake man faces charges after he allegedly drunkenly drove into a ditch, had sex there with a female passenger, and spit on a deputy attempting to arrest him, according to the Ramsey County Attorney’s Office.

Alan Krueger is charged with one felony count of fourth-degree assault and one gross misdemeanor count of DWI with a refusal to submit to chemical test in connection to the Jan. 16 incident.

~SNIP~

After failing standard field sobriety tests, Krueger was asked to provide a preliminary breath test sample. Before that, deputies told him to form a tight seal with his lips on the straw and to blow hard. To that, Krueger responded, “that’s what she said.”

[pabianice]

He had sex with a deputy and then assaulted him/her? “Rewrite!”

[SgtHooper]

She was a fighter!

[bigbob]

Made good use of the time, I guess!

[Pearls Before Swine]

‘Sexual acts’ - not “act”? How long was she watching them?

It's like a play: Act I, Act II, Scene 1, etc.

[namvolunteer]

That’s the Minny hat trick!

[bgill]

Yeeeee hawwwww! That guy know how to party.

[Boogieman]

” he allegedly drunkenly drove into a ditch, had sex there with a female passenger...”

What else are you supposed to do while waiting for the tow truck to arrive?

[bgill]

So many acts that they couldn’t respond to her knocking. If the Honda’s rockin’, don’t come knockin’.

[PLMerite]

At least the one on the left is laughing. Is this from a movie?

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Fargo

[servantoftheservant]

Fargo

[PLMerite]

Ah. I can’t remember much more than the guy stuffing the leg into the wood chipper. I might have to watch it again.

[Weeble]

Krueger’s classmates? Go Bears!

[day10]

GMTA!

[Trillian]

There was a Futurama episode similar to this.

[clbiel]

As they say in Minnesota “ Ooooh ya, dat’s a keeper.”

[angryoldfatman]

Better known in Florida as Tuesday afternoon.

[jonno]

Chuckles - well, that is usually how I INTEND to roll.

However, some performances are better than others...
;)

[jonno]

"That guy knows how to party."

Nah...

[wildbill]

(Sounds like a great night!)

Guy knows how to make the best out of a no-bed situation, eh?

I’d comment on why he drove off the highway into the ditch, but I’d be heading the wrong way.