What a great thread! Never noticed the regular silliness thread before.
I’m in the awkward stage, tired of watching election 2016 videos, unable to see the inauguration 2017 videos yet.
I have discovered Bobby Vinton on youtube, he has me hooked but his best songs are a little sad :(
Now I can go through all the OFST’s while waiting for January 20!
Thank you!
A wealthy business man and his wife were having dinner in the restaurant of a very exclusive resort in the Bahamas. The man got up to visit the bathroom and on his way back he received a very passionate embrace from a beautiful blond. His wife noticed this and when he sat down, she asked, “Who was that?”
“Oh,” he said sheepishly, “That was my mistress.”
“Why you beast!” she said, “I want a divorce.”
“O.K.” he said, but it means we’ll have to give up the place in Aspen, and the estate in Belize, and of course those shopping trips to Europe, and....”
As he was speaking she noticed one of the company board members dining across the way with a pretty brunette and she said, “Who’s that with Wayne?”
“Oh, that’s his mistress” was the reply.
She said, “Ours is cuter.”
Did you hear about the Zen master who said to the hot dog vendor, “Make me one with everything.”
The hot dog vendor hands him one with everything. The Zen master hands him a $20 bill and the hot dog vendor pockets it.
“What about my change?” asked the Zen master.
The hot dog vendor says, “Change comes only from within.”