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Man has extremely solid excuse for being late to work
The Sun ^ | January 4, 2017 | Guy Mirchall

Posted on 01/04/2017 2:34:03 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder

A homeowner was stunned when he tried to leave his house on Monday morning only to find his front door had been bricked up. The man was leaving his home in Mainhausen, near Frankfurt, Germany, and found someone had built a wall in front of his entrance. It seems the stealthy bricklayers had managed to erect the wall without attracting any attention and he had to tear it down to leave his property. A police statement said the man “must have felt like a Berliner in August 1961,” referring to East Germany’s unannounced sealing of its border with the Berlin Wall. Police spokesman Ingbert Zacharias told Hessenschau.de late Tuesday that officers don’t know whether a prank, a dare or an act of revenge was behind the wall. Cops are searching for the perpetrators and say the motive for the impromptu masonry is unclear but could be a joke, revenge or a bet.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bricks; germany; mortar
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Well, OK, there's that.
1 posted on 01/04/2017 2:34:03 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

Russian hackers did it


2 posted on 01/04/2017 2:37:41 PM PST by max americana (For the 9th time FIRED LIBERALS from our company at this election, and every election since 2008)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

That’s an awful lot of labor, materials and expense to create a sight gag. That takes a unique sense of humor.
Or, it could be some odd mistake. I’ve heard of demolition crews destroying the wrong house before. “Oops! Our bad”.


3 posted on 01/04/2017 2:38:38 PM PST by lee martell
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To: max americana

Yes, they got the instructions for “the wall” from hacking Trump confused with stuff they pulled off HRC’s machine...


4 posted on 01/04/2017 2:39:43 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them!)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

This is one of those classic “ultimate pranks” that gets thrown around on lists and websites but seems like you need to be very motivated to actually do.

Plus... who doesn’t have a side door or back door (or windows) to get out, if this actually happens?

Another version I have heard of that is a little less labor intensive is to build a plywood frame over the door, then fill the frame with concrete. Well, less labor intensive for the pranker, but probably worse for the prankee.


5 posted on 01/04/2017 2:40:11 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

It wasn’t me this time I swear.


6 posted on 01/04/2017 2:40:27 PM PST by MrEdd (MrEdd)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

Did he happen to have a cask of amontillado sitting around?


7 posted on 01/04/2017 2:41:18 PM PST by CrazyIvan (Fidel and Che are together again, and it ain't on a t-shirt.)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

Did he happen to have a cask of amontillado sitting around?


8 posted on 01/04/2017 2:41:24 PM PST by CrazyIvan (Fidel and Che are together again, and it ain't on a t-shirt.)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

My boss would just think I made it up as an excuse (as usual).


9 posted on 01/04/2017 2:42:57 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

What, no back door or windows?


10 posted on 01/04/2017 2:43:07 PM PST by Kozak (ALLAH AKBAR = HEIL HITLER)
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What, no back door or windows?

There was a window but he had nothing to break it with. It seems all his bricks were mysteriously missing.

11 posted on 01/04/2017 2:46:32 PM PST by pepsi_junkie (ui)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

Some friends and I once did something similar. Friends were on vacation so we built a wall in their house blocking off the bedrooms.

It was a real wall. Studs, drywall, mud. We even painted it.


12 posted on 01/04/2017 2:49:20 PM PST by cyclotic (Democrats haven't been this mad since we freed their slaves)
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To: CrazyIvan

Nicely done!


13 posted on 01/04/2017 2:50:22 PM PST by linear (The Russians hacked my tag line!)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

The perp will be whichever neighbor is into Pink Floyd.


14 posted on 01/04/2017 2:56:35 PM PST by Rebelbase (ABC/NBC/CBS/MSNBC/PBS/CNN/FOX are THE LEGACY MEDIA)
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To: CrazyIvan

+1


15 posted on 01/04/2017 2:58:48 PM PST by mykroar (Congratulations President-Elect Trump)
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“That’s an awful lot of labor, materials and expense to create a sight gag.”

It had to be a bunch of young guys.


16 posted on 01/04/2017 3:04:06 PM PST by dljordan (WhoVoltaire: "To find out who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.")
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Maybe a short term use was found for Merkel’s Syrian refugees. Some are prepared to do seal up the doorways that other German’s won’t seal.


17 posted on 01/04/2017 4:02:04 PM PST by lee martell
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

We know it wasn’t an African immigrant.


18 posted on 01/04/2017 4:37:45 PM PST by Organic Panic (Rich White Man Evicts Poor Black Family From Public Housing - MSNBCPBSCNNNYTABC)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

I blame the Masons.


19 posted on 01/04/2017 5:42:24 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: max americana
Or...


20 posted on 01/04/2017 6:14:05 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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