I remember talking to a guy who complained that his lawyer told him to not wear a do-rag to his hearing (heroin possession I think), wonder what that guy would think of the character who wore crotch-less blue jeans to his hearing for indecent exposure.
Proof that criminals are not the sharpest tools in the shed.
“Proof that criminals are not the sharpest tools in the shed.”
IOW, the phrase “stupid criminal” is redundant.