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Some forms of stupid just can’t be fixed
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I got a nice chuckle out of that! Reminds me of Jim Carrey in Liar, Liar yelling, “Stop breaking the law, @—h-—!”
When you’re a criminal defendant and your lawyer is picking a jury and asks by a show of hands if anyone has ever been convicted of a felony, don’t raise your hand.
If you need a lawyer. You’re already screwed.
The numbering went awry.
#12/20 was a good one. Anthony Weiner, take note.
I told this one a while back, but think it is appropriate here. One of my boys worked on a railroad in Alabama. Most all were on drugs, and somehow always got warned when a test was coming up.
One guy, who smoked pot, didn't get the word in time. In a panic he had his girlfriend give a clean sample, which he took to work. A few days later, the results come back and the boss summons him into the office for some good news and some bad news.
The good news is that he was pregnant. The bad news was that he was fired.
When I took a job at WalMart I had to take the test. I told that story to the girl tecnician. She told me that she watched the way I walked to the bathroom - people would tape a clean sample in a bottle to their thigh or armpit to keep it warm and always walked "funny".
You learn something every day.