[TexasGator]

You can get hearing aids

[Garth Tater]

You can get hearing aids

But then I'd have to listen to the wife.

These applepops do look promising though. Anytime she looks like she's going to talk to me I could just hold up my hand and tell her I'm on the phone. And these things gotta be chick magnets. I mean, what lady wouldn't find an old guy stumbling around muttering to himself sexy?