[tears rolling down my cheeks] I have always wanted a goat! I do not know why. Don’t remember goat “relationship,” but just love the dickens out of them.
Do they eat crickets?
I got one as a rescue, many years ago.
And of course, a solitary goat is a miserable goat, so I got another.
Two years ago, the first goat passed away so then I had to get another for the second goat.
She’s old now, too, and when she goes, I reckon I have to get another for goat #3.
I fear I have set myself up a Perpetual Goatmotion Machine.