I got one as a rescue, many years ago.
And of course, a solitary goat is a miserable goat, so I got another.
Two years ago, the first goat passed away so then I had to get another for the second goat.
She’s old now, too, and when she goes, I reckon I have to get another for goat #3.
I fear I have set myself up a Perpetual Goatmotion Machine.
I did that with dogs for most of my life. Last Aussie died three months after the German Shepherd, so that ended my line.
Then cats just came knocking on my door. I swear. “Oh, this looks like a good joint,” really.