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I think they need a further re-write. There are several lines in this song that uber feminazis would find offensive.

I really can’t stay/Baby I’m fine with that
(As if she needs his consent to leave)

I’ve got to go away/Baby I’m cool with that
(Same as above)

This evening has been/Been hoping you get home safe
(Is that a threat?)

So very nice/I’m glad you had a real good time

My mother will start to worry/Call her so she knows that you’re coming
(Sexual reference?)

Father will be pacing the floor/Better get your car a-humming
(Sexual reference?)

So really I’d better scurry/No rush.

Should I use the front or back door?/Which one are you pulling towards more?
(Sexual reference?)

The neighbors might think/That you’re a real nice girl
(Dont judge or slut shame)

What is this drink?/Pomegranate La Croix
(Its dangerous to take a drink from a man)

I wish I knew how/Maybe I can help you out
(Watch that paternalism)

To break this spell/I don’t know what you’re talking about

I ought to say no, no, no/you reserve the right to say no

At least I’m gonna say that I tried/you reserve the right to say no

I really can’t stay/…Well you don’t have to

Baby it’s cold outside

I’ve got to get home/Do you know how to get there from here
(More paternalism. Just because she is a woman she needs directions to her own home from some guy)

Say, where is my coat/I’ll go and grab it my dear

You’ve really been grand/We’ll have to do this again

Yes I agree/How ’bout the Cheesecake Factory?

We’re bound to be talking tomorrow/Text me at your earliest convenience
(Texting isnt talking, and dont tell her what to do. Besides, why should she have to text him?)

At least I have been getting that vibe/Unless I catch pneumonia and die
(Like all men should)

I’ll be on my way/Thanks for the great night
(She’ll decide later whether or not to file a harassment complaint)