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Beaver walks into Md. store, finds only artificial Christmas trees, and proceeds to trash it
Washington Post ^
| 1 Dec 2016
| Justin Wm. Moyer
Posted on 12/01/2016 6:27:33 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT
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An illegal Canadian?
Same rehabilitator as Anthony D Weiner?
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posted on
12/01/2016 6:27:34 PM PST
by
DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
Oh, it’s an animal. NM then.
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posted on
12/01/2016 6:30:14 PM PST
by
mykroar
(Congratulations President-Elect Trump)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.
So a beaver walks into an artificial Christmas tree store, and then he...
Oh, you have?
Never mind.
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posted on
12/01/2016 6:34:10 PM PST
by
Zeppo
("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
12/01/2016 6:36:04 PM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
It’s a baby beaver...which is why the guy petting it still has his fingers.
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posted on
12/01/2016 6:36:44 PM PST
by
piasa
To: DUMBGRUNT
Cute video...Scratch an angry beaver and they settle right down.
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posted on
12/01/2016 6:40:29 PM PST
by
jazusamo
(Have YOU Donated to Free Republic? https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
12/01/2016 6:43:16 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through you're anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
To: piasa
Its a baby beaver...which is why the guy petting it still has his fingers. We have then around here, always heard not to get close or let the dogs near them!
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posted on
12/01/2016 6:45:04 PM PST
by
DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
The Beaver died in Viet Nam.
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posted on
12/01/2016 6:48:09 PM PST
by
bgill
(From the CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
To: ClearCase_guy
Maybe not Canadian?
Now that I thank a bout it, I’ve never heard of beavers ransacking a Canadian Tire store.
To: piasa
The baby beavers I’ve seen have always been covering in lice.
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posted on
12/01/2016 6:51:41 PM PST
by
digger48
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Did a title search,
Thinking that a key word ‘beaver’ search, would show too many Laz articles to count.
“What difference at this point does it make?”
To: bgill
Fake news?
While he was still in high school, Mathers joined the United States Air Force Reserve, in 1966. He appeared as a presenter at the 1967 Emmy Awards ceremony in his dress uniform. After graduating high school in 1967, Mathers continued to serve in the Reserve and made the rank of Sergeant.[9] In December 1969, a rumor began that Mathers was killed in action in the Vietnam War. Although the origin of the rumor is unclear,[10] Mathers never saw action and was never stationed outside of the United States.
To: DUMBGRUNT
Beaver walks into Md. store, finds only artificial Christmas trees, Stop me if you've heard this already....
Seriously, this sounds like the setup for "a horse walked into a bar..." joke.
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posted on
12/01/2016 7:03:14 PM PST
by
justlurking
(#TurnOffCNN)
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
12/01/2016 7:03:20 PM PST
by
bunkerhill7
((("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione."))))))
To: DUMBGRUNT
Fake news? More like a bad joke.
Mathers appeared in a "Still the Beaver" TV movie in the 80's, and "New Leave it to Beaver" series shortly after that.
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posted on
12/01/2016 7:06:31 PM PST
by
justlurking
(#TurnOffCNN)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Related isn’t the same as duplicate.
Thought you might enjoy some of the responses from a related thread.
To: DUMBGRUNT
So the cops got ‘em a little beaver.
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posted on
12/01/2016 7:11:05 PM PST
by
fella
("As this iiwas before Noah so shall it be again,")
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
12/01/2016 7:17:38 PM PST
by
Ignatz
(Winner of a prestigious 1960 Y-chromosome award!)
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