What about pock E stan
A pox on them!...............
"And what is wrong with Pockeestan!? You are a bad man!"
That's an almost correct sounding, if by "E" you mean "ee" as in "wheel."
I believe the correct pronunciation is "Pah' kee stahn" with the accent on the "Pah," and that only slight.
A person is considered more learned, erudite, and cosmopolitan if he/she pronounces words of a foreign language as a native would.
Of course, a true ignorant rube will mock one for doing so, and get a laugh from pals for it.