Hello FR!

[AdamTheMinccino]

Hi folks! I'm new here! Found this through Reddit!

[Rio]

it’s a pokemon.

[philman_36]

So you won't mind if I LOL if you happen to get a stick stuck up your...ummm...err...backside?

Quick question, newbie...what is our form of government?

[poconopundit]

Are you a corrupt cat, my furry FRiend?

Macavity: The Mystery Cat -- Never Found at the Scene of the Crime

[Hugin]

LOL.

"Look, maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah."

[WVNan]

Oh boy, looks like we have another munchkin to raise. We don’t do a bad job getting them ready to go out into the world. I personally raised one young lady who is now working on her doctorate in something I can’t even pronounce. She made it to WV for dear hubby’s and my 50th anniv. Fantastic, beautiful and smart as a whip she is.

[mancini]

Welcome! Now what do you know about Comet Pizza? :-)

[Sgt_Schultze]

Welcome!

[philman_36]

Where did you find my name? I don’t take kindly to doxxing.

You'll find the research done here to be quite thorough.

[defconw]

Wow! HARSH! :)

[jsanders2001]

Ozymadias is a Pokemon fan and on vikingkitties blogspot. He also loves to setup new accounts here and troll use names like ^

[higgmeister]

You'll find the research done here to be quite thorough.

He's a good man, and thorough.

[tumblindice]

Welcome to FR Adam. The bee initiation awaits you. It's not as bad as it looks ... OK, the breaking-of-the-legs part really smarts.

[higgmeister]

IBTZ

tnks ht

[Daffynition]

You wear sox?

After eight years of the Hussein ascendancy....I can't afford them

[MountainDad]

Welcome. FR is a great resource for you.
Tell all your friends to come and join. We need your young voices heard here!
You will get more education here than any school or university. I am not kidding.

[wheresmyusa]

Greetings centipede!

You’ve begun quite a journey venturing into these waters.
If you thought you were based on /r/The_Donald, you are
about to receive a really hugh and series education. I found FR before becoming a reddit digger, and i can tell you...get a flame retardant suit, and set your beeber-like device to stune. Welcome; and there is only one lord here, and his name is not kek. You’re in the big league now.

All the best,

wheresmyusa

[Sivad]

Free Sivad bonus:

you’re = you are

your = possessive pronoun

[RandallFlagg]

Even in the bathroom, when you're....um....sitting?

I have a holster-mounted Beretta under my bathroom sink.
Don't you?

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

And...

To= well, to

Two= a number

Too = also

Tutu = Desmond or something Ron Reagan Jr. wears around the house.

[CodeToad]

“I’m old here, found this through the Farmer’s Almanac.”

LOL! Nice!