It’s being reported that craft shops in the Twin Cities have run out of safety pins.
I am not kidding
You know what we should do?
We should cut ‘Snowflakes’ out of paper and then pin THOSE to our lapels with diaper pins, LOL!
I’m gonna start that as a ‘thing’ on Social Media.
We can say that we’re just getting into the Holiday Spirit! And THEN wish these panty-wastes, “A Merry Christmas” and watch them MELT, LOL!