Hate to say, but probably most of the artisanal coffee places are just as liberal, if not weirder. At least here in New York. Nature of the beast, maybe.
I buy my coffee from some Orthodox Jews who started their own roasting company. Lately I've been avoiding a lot of places that attract hipsters like cats to catnip.
Same just north of you (Maine), but if you aren't really fussy, Dunkin' Donuts and even McDonalds. Try the local variety store or deli. Somebody close to you is making good coffee, at least as good as Starbucks.