CBS...Charlie Rose (basset hound puss) will be dumb founded,the bags under his eyes will have bags under those, he’ll no longer have cheeks.
...and Scott Pellie (?) will finally
Look like he took a chit after years of looking like he was mid turd
I can’t wait for the pinched smile on Me Again Kelly’s face. And its going to be fun watching them talk Bill Cristol and company down off the roof.
MeGYN, at FOX, of course...she’ll probably begin to see that her vag**a ISNT gold plated.
Well, we can be told we are just having a “national temper tantrum.”
Or we can agree that this is the “BIGGEST F.U. IN HUMAN HISTORY.”
I kind of like the latter.
‘splodey heads, all over the place.
ALL of them. The MSM has gone full tilt scorched earth pravda.
Virtually all of them have outed themselves as paid leftist dem shills and disseminators of democrat-socialist propaganda.
It’s gonna be fun to watch them crash and burn.
Then, around midnight, RT.com will announce the actual results: Landslide for Trump... then the riots will begin.
I’m looking forward to the traitors - in all their various venues - eating massive crow: Beck, Medved, Krauthammer, George Will , and ALL the rest (not to mention the GOPe types: Kasich, etc.).
And may they all be consigned to covering the local garden party news - while nursing the burns from their tarring & feathering...
CNN, on the other hand, will be forced to confront their bias because they want so desperately to be the Voice of the Middle in America, and when Trump wins decisively they will have to deal with the fact they are out of touch with the real mainstream, which will just kill a lot of their on-air talent.
Fox will be fine - they have some shining lights of Bias (Megan, Shep) but the GOPe stalwarts there will rapidly reinvent their opposition to mere 'concern' in order to recapture the middle ground.
All IMHO of course.
Crocodile tears at CNN and FOX (Megyn will go into an uncontrollable tirade). MSNBC will take it in stride.
OAN will have a week-long party.
Mark Levin and his good buddy Glenn Beck will drown their sorrows in Cheetos and some good Kentucky whiskey.
Expect more games on election night - the media will try to call states early for the witch and delay calling states for Trump as long as they possible can to influence western states that still have open polls - think NV, AZ, UT, CO, NM, OR.
Commentator 1: I am truly surprised at this. It must be that the Russians have hacked into our voting machines.
Com 2: That must be it. It's not possible that the American people are so racist and so stupid as to elect Trump.
Com 3: Senior officials in the Obama administration have said that they suspect tampering with voting machines.
Com 4: There are also reports of voter suppression and voter intimidation.
Com 1: I have just heard that AG Loretta Lynch and other Justice Department officials have heard reports of voting irregularities and are beginning to start an investigation. The FBI has also been called in to investigate.
Com 2: There you have it. There is voter fraud! It must be widespread.
Com 3: The White House has just announced President Obama will be addressing the country in the next hour.
Com 4: That is great news. This election must not be allowed to stand. We need to get to the bottom of this.
Com 1: We'll be back after this short break.
Off the air:
Com 1: Call Hillary's people and find out what they want us to say next.
It will be 1980 network coverage times 2.
A more fun question would be "Which individual?" I'm going to seek out Andrea Mitchell and MeAgain Kelly that night.
I would expect the mass drinking of poison koolaide on CNN just like at Jonestown.
I would guess it would depend on how many drama queens each network has doing the election returns. I bet they will try to out-drama one another. Should make a heck of a show.
I’m going to go out with something a bit different and say PBS - course they may just be stunned into silence, but I think they will see their $$ flying away with a Trump election and be in utter despair.
I would love to see a meltdown by all Bushbots and the NeverTrumpers on Fox..
Kelly, PeRINO, Rove, Krauthammer and the entire National Review crowd. Let them all slink away in disgrace.
All of them, 99% of the msm is anti-Trump.
Not channel but people. Megyn Kelly and Anna Navarro will have to be put on suicide watch.