May I suggest a buck in a furniture store in Ashland VA?
5.56mm
Squirrels are from hell.
Make holes in your house and chew off the rafters tails, then
chew electrical wires that burn the houses...thousands every year.
I got eleven out of my attic. Made my day, releasing them in an open field where a red tail hawk made good use of them.
Squirrel jihad.
There is a squirrel that hops onto the ledge outside the window beside my computer desk. He peers in at me when I am working and seems quite interested.
The first time he came, he sat there for a long time and didn’t seem frightened when I touched the glass. He tried to sniff my finger.
Now whenever I plan to be at the computer for awhile, I put some shelled pecans or bits of crackers outside on the ledge, then close the window and wait for him to come back. He almost always does.
Sometimes the cat sits by my computer. She and the squirrel stare thru the glass at one another. They’re both thinking, ha ha, you can’t get me.
Squirrels trapped inside a home can do immense damage as they will try and claw their way through window frames to get outside.
I saw a nice country home in which one (1) did thousands of dollars in damage.
I had squirrels invade my attic several years ago. $5000 damage before I got the last one with a pellet gun.
The bodies still lie there, desiccated, mummified, and forlorn. Just as a warning to any other vermin/rodents that try to live under my roof.
I HATE squirrels. Furry-tailed rats is all they are.
As in lesbians?
Maybe they can push for a "hate crime" charge and be added to the fake list of "victims."