Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


1 posted on 10/25/2016 1:29:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies ]


To: nickcarraway

“Hold my beer so I can get around all these fire trucks without slowing down.”


2 posted on 10/25/2016 1:30:35 PM PDT by Pollster1 (Somebody who agrees with me 80% of the time is a friend and ally, not a 20% traitor. - Ronald Reagan)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: nickcarraway

The alcoholic fumes were so concentrated that it lifted the car right up and hit the helicopter in the air. The car driver was so soused that he just thought it was a bump in the road and went back to sleep behind the wheel.


3 posted on 10/25/2016 1:32:00 PM PDT by Jim W N (')
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: nickcarraway
The suspect vehicle:
4 posted on 10/25/2016 1:43:11 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: nickcarraway
Glenn, huh. Livingsone. Uh-huh:

He's the type of Glenn who loves soccer, burritos and fluorescent Jesus figurines on his dash.

Glenn Livingstone, hahahahha..! Yeah, right.

6 posted on 10/25/2016 1:52:02 PM PDT by gaijin
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: nickcarraway
“Then I noticed after we got the vehicle picked up, this black Jeep flew past us,”

He must have REALLY been flying to hit a helicopter!

7 posted on 10/25/2016 1:52:24 PM PDT by pgkdan (The Silent Majority Stands With TRUMP!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: nickcarraway

“You just killed a helicopter with that car.”
“I was out of bullets.”


8 posted on 10/25/2016 1:59:35 PM PDT by alancarp (George Orwell was an optimist.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: nickcarraway

That’ll buff right out, no problem..............


11 posted on 10/25/2016 2:07:38 PM PDT by Red Badger (Whatever happened to Craig Livingstone?..............)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: nickcarraway

Gallup. They don’t call it DRUNK TOWN for nothing!


13 posted on 10/25/2016 2:53:36 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Evil women. Jezebel, Athaliah, Livia Drusilla, Messalina, Lucrezia Borgia, Hillary Clinton)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: nickcarraway; Chode

WHAT A DUMBA$$$................


14 posted on 10/25/2016 2:58:00 PM PDT by mabarker1 (Progress- the opposite of congress)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: nickcarraway; CedarDave; LegendHasIt; leapfrog0202; Santa Fe_Conservative; DesertDreamer; ...

Ahhh, pure New Mexico.


18 posted on 10/25/2016 3:39:50 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: nickcarraway

What’s the difference between DWI and “aggravated” DWI?


20 posted on 10/25/2016 3:46:15 PM PDT by ameribbean expat
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: nickcarraway

Wow, that’s drunk.


21 posted on 10/25/2016 3:47:55 PM PDT by ozzymandus
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: nickcarraway

Well, that’ll take care of his deductible.


22 posted on 10/25/2016 3:53:15 PM PDT by PLMerite (Lord, let me die fighting lions. Amen.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: nickcarraway

The insurance office call must be thinking a car helicopter accident is a joke....


37 posted on 10/25/2016 6:01:41 PM PDT by ConservaTeen (Islam is Not the Religion of Peace, but The RELIGION of Pedophilia...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson