[Harmless Teddy Bear]

My father said, the morning of my wedding, “Look, if you decide not to marry him, we’ll just have the reception anyway.”

My dad told me that if I wanted we could sneak out the back and go for ice cream instead.

Sometimes dad's know the perfect thing to say to calm their nervous daughters down.

(Going on ten years. Where does the time go?)

[Tax-chick]

I was only 22 and too ditzy to be nervous. If we could see the future ...