Posted on 10/13/2016 9:02:56 AM PDT by Buckeye Battle Cry
Seeing as the New York Times got punked by a false Trump assault allegation that was little more than the lyrics to a Velvet Underground song, let's have fun and see if we can come up with lyrically based scandals of our own to punk the Old Grey Lady
What Old Grey Lady?
Are you referring to
The Old Grey Streetwalker of Journalism?
I have tape of him saying that behind Mar A Lago his holiday was complete. He had maid Marion on her tiptoed feet.
Well, she was only seventeen when I saw her standing there and my heart went woo! and so would you!
Did you hear the latest? Trump is a member of the evil Grand Mystic Royal Order Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine. At their Forty-Third Annual Convention, at three o’clock in the mornin’, he was out there in his fruit of the looms in the motel swimmin’ pool with a bunch of them waitresses from the Cocktail Lounge! Afterwards, he rode off with some Hell’s Angels and wearing a fez with a propeller on top and yelling out the secret code! It was embarrassin’!
Just hearing about it has shaken me to my core.
“Shaken me to my core”
No doubt Michelle-speak for a woody . . .
“Squeeze my lemon, til the juice runs down my leg.”
Don’t forget the time Trump refused to let the New York Fire Dept. in to save the historic Old Dune Cow Pub from burning down. He took all the booze with him.
First he told me
Thinkin’ of you’s workin’ up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin’ sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin’ you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
And then he said
Keep it comin’ love
Keep it comin’ love
Don’t stop it now, don’t stop it no
Don’t stop it now, don’t stop it
Clearly my XM was tuned to the 70s channel today.
*CHOKE*
I’d almost forgotten about Ray Stevens. I have GOT to go listen to that again.
Also, in NYC, they have a different name for Donald. They call him The Streak.
You forgot one of AC/DC’s best-
I’m upper, upper class high society
God’s gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
All the social papers say I’ve got the biggest balls of all
lets borrow a page from rules for radicals.
we will blame the NYT.
not hard given their anti-American scandals over the years.
This would be the song NY Times played just for him:
(Don Henley)
I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something
Something I can use
People love it when you lose
They love dirty laundry
Well, I coulda been an actor
But I wound up here
I just have to look good
I don’t have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry
Kick ‘em when they’re up
Kick ‘em when they’re down
Kick ‘em when they’re up
Kick ‘em when they’re down
Kick ‘em when they’re up
Kick ‘em when they’re down
Kick ‘em when they’re up
Kick ‘em all around
We got the bubble headed
Bleached blonde
Comes on at five
She can tell you ‘bout the plane crash
With a gleam in her eye
It’s interesting when people die
Give us dirty laundry
Can we film the operation
Is the head dead yet
You know the boys in the newsroom
Got a running bet
Get the widow on the set
We need dirty laundry
Welcome to the Trump Hotel
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Trump Hotel
Any time of year (any time of year) you can find it here
When Trump arrived at the rally today, the wind blew high and the wind blew low and the ladies turned their heads to shout, “Donald where’s your trousers”.
The Bush clan just posted another video with Billy interviewing Trump where he says:
Short people got no reason
Got no reason to live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin’ great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don’t want no short people
Round here
I am privy to what Trump is going to start off with at the next debate. He’s going to tell Hellary,
“Oh you’re so condescending
Your goal is never ending
We don’t want nothin’, not a thing from you
Your life is trite and jaded
Boring and confiscated
If that’s your best, your best won’t do.
We’re not gonna take it anymore.
Question: Was it
A) Donald Trump
B) Bill Clinton
C) Billy Squire
Highlight for answer: B and C
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