Newspaper headline: Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25.
A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" she asks.
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" she inquires. He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken, or tasty stir fry?" He declines again. "Nah, still not hungry."
"Well," she said, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
h/t nikos1121
If you think you're too small to make a difference, you haven't been in bed with a mosquito.....
You might think it's impossible to walk among the clouds. You'd be wrong:
Quick IQ test. Can you spot the mistake in this picture?
All my friends say that I'm a psychopath.
That's not true, I don't have any friends.
Suggested improvement: Show Trump surrounded by all the online polls he won. Won all of them AFAIK.
Mr. Branco hits another one outta the park.
He said: "What can I help you with?
She said: Take this bag of potatoes, Peel half of them and put them in the pot for me.
Q: What do Japanese men do when they have an erection?
A: They vote.
This post on the Friday Silliness thread ends with a BIG BOOM:
