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Hi, I’m Glork for the Midlothian Planetary Revenue
Service...
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This is Glork, thank you for taking the time out from
Grafling your Snork, to answer these few survey questions.
Who do you prefer for Galactic President?
D.J.Trump R.Earth.
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Glork Z. Altair.
I had so many calls from ‘Rachel from Card Services’, I might have voted for anyone that had her flogged in the town square! Anyone!
If I get a live one, I like to waste their time!
The jamokes calling from windows, I explain the virtues of Linux. Had one go totally nuts, he is swearing and calling me names, even called back a few minutes later!
I ask if his mother knew he spoke like that!!
“Are you troubled by calls from the Midlothian Planetary
Revenue?”
Please don’t let them locate the galactic IRS in Texas. Midlothian isn’t that far from me.