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To: Bender2

Hey!
Got word that I’ll be another Grampa tonight.
Gotta work on best airline flights for my wife [and maybe me].

Y’all take care.


49 posted on 09/14/2016 2:01:31 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Global warming is the number-one cause of climate change documentaries.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Re: Got word that I’ll be another Grampa tonight.

Gadzooks, Clet-- Which Grama... are you going to be?

Not me... you whipper snapper!

He must mean he's going to be Grandma Leia... not me.

If Clet is going to be me... He's got to get off my lawn first!

Clet going to be me? Esther... ain't gonna like that!

Speak for yourself, you old fool-- Clet's kinda cute... ya know--

Schultzy, darling, tell me-- Is that Cletus fella... trying to be me?

Clet going to be me, Grandpa Munster? Never... he ain't got the teeth for it!

My grandpa shot an elephant... in his pajamas--

So, Clet-- Have you some pajamas... for my elephant?

51 posted on 09/14/2016 11:32:52 PM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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