a mid-day snack, so here are Week Two's College Picks--Thursday, #6 Houston will cream unranked Cincinnati--
Friday, #21 Baylor will make dirty rice & beans using the real Rice University--
In regular Saturday action, for those Big Whatever fans, them Colorado Beefaloes will get slaughtered by #4 Michigan--
Still rooting in the same area, #18 Notre Dame will upset #12 Mich State--
Navy will sink Tulane--
Army will get the shaft again the UTEP Minners--
I'm saying old California will bring #11 Texas back to earth by wacking the Longhorns hard--
I'm calling it for the #17 Texas Fightin' & Feudin Aggies over Auburn but I do have all fingers and toes crossed--
Down along Wechachochapohka Creek, Old Undefeated, Untied Slipprry Rock are sure they will lay the wood to Lock Haven University--
My old North Texas Mean Greens are just a side dish for #23 Florida--
And finally, #22 Oregon will get upset... 
by those Fighting Cornhuskers from Nebraska--
Okay, Bendy, you did good! Now, come back... 
to bed.