(new verses):
"You are old, Mrs. Clinton," the young FReeper said,
"Your coughing fits are loud and long;
And yet the Press acts like you're still in good health --
Will the voters suspect something's wrong?"
"To the Press," Mrs. Clinton replied to the lad
"I blame it all on allergies;
But, it's easy to see that you're all being had,
for my eyes are dry and I don't sneeze."
She is not a healthy woman, but we best be praying that she can withstand the rigors of the election. She will lose of course, but if she croaks before the election we have a national crisis and obama standing ready to offer the remedy. It won’t be the remedy we want. We better hope they gloss over her health and we keep quiet about it.