The Fig Newtons won’t monkey around with Trevor Siemian. Feel good revenge win for CAR.
A little bird told me that the Falcons were tired of sucking. I’m not sure whether to believe him but I’m picking ATL at home over Lovie’s Landlubbers.
Sam Bradford? I don’t know Vicequeens, I don’t know. But the itty bitties tittes should still lose to MIN.
Batteries on low this season? Big Chief Andy collects some scalps for KC.
I just smoked some crack so I’m picking OAK to win their opener on the road, aints aint got no D.
CIN over the jets. Relax ny it’s not a crash it’s a forced water landing.
When in doubt, don’t pick the Browns, PHI wins.
GB over the jagoffs
BUF on the road over the blackbirds.
Despite the crack I’m still picking HOU over my Bears who looked really crummy this preseason. Brock O has already beaten us once.
SEA feasts on tuna
Diet Manning’s NYG over Dallas,
IND Colts over the kitties
My olde Chi Cards over the Brady-less Bunch. AZ
PIT over the deadskins
SF 69ers over the Rams
In convenient list form for you Bendy
PANTHERS
EAGLES
BENGALS
CHIEFS
BILLS
SEAHAWKS
FALCONS
TEXANS
PACKERS
RAIDERS
VIKINGS
GIANTS
COLTS
CARDINALS
STEELERS
49ERS
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...Panthers/Broncos
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