Posted on 08/31/2016 11:24:10 AM PDT by simpson96
Bwahahaha. The National Enquirer needs to fire the Photoshop hack responsible for stitching together this image of First Lady Michelle Obama. The tabloid claims Mrs. Obama has gained over 97 pounds this year as a result of binge-eating over the stresses of raising teenage daughter, Malia. The publication plastered a poorly doctored image of Michelle on their current magazine cover, a picture they claim shows how out of control the alleged gain weight is.
It was just a little over a month ago that a slender and fit First Lady delivered a speech at the Democratic National Convention. We find it completely ridiculous a magazine would try to sell folks a story about her ballooning to 257 pounds in the month since but they certainly tried it.
What makes this story even more ridiculous is that Michelle Obama has also been a staunch advocate of healthy eating and exercise. In fact, just earlier today she appeared in a fitness video produced by Funny or Die and costarring Nick Offerman. She does appear to be 257-pounds in this video either.
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Fire him? Give him a raise!
... But her fat azz is ...
That picture would suggest that she might make a good offensive lineman for Kaepernick. She and ‘her’ husband are certainly offensive.
Aunt Jemimah
She looks like Hillary in this photo.
She’s got her own zip code.
Michelle may preach healthy eating and fitness but there are numerous photos of her stuffing her face with food that is anything but.
Still, this photo has been altered to add a good 50 pounds to her frame.
The Moose has NEVER been slender. "Fit" is also in doubt.
looks like oprah
That poor bike.
She could weigh 98lbs. soaking wet and ‘she’ and her ‘dandy’ would STILL be 1/2 way to being ‘OFFENSIVE linemen’, though certainly not ‘defensive linemen’.
omg! is that a real picture of her?
Mega Barf Alert! ...
This is all scurrilous rumor. Her rump alone weighs 257 lbs
Doesn’t seem quite right— anyone remember what she was listed at for the NFL combine?
wow.. that’s fatter than Hillary... and that’s FAT!
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