Oh sure. Rub it in that your dog can open doors.
Well, my dogs can................
Just a minute..............
I’ll think of something............
OK.
My dogs can sleep. They are like world champion sleepers.
I suppose I could train them to open doors.
I taught them how to shoot pool.
But I don’t want my dogs hanging out in bars. They’re a bunch of damn cheats at billiards.
No, I won’t be teaching my dogs to open doors. They’d all be at the neighbor’s house trying to borrow a cup of pork chops.
“My dogs can sleep. They are like world champion sleepers.”
My dog wasn’t allowed to sleep. My wife is type A and forced the dog to be productive. I suggested we teach him to tend bar. My wife said now I was being silly.