[Mears]

“I wouldn’t go to see that ridiculous movie at the point of a bayonet.”

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I wouldn’t go see a movie about ANYONE’S first date at the point of a bayonet.

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[Larry Lucido]

I wouldn’t go to a movie about my first date. Why would I go see anybody else’s?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I wouldn’t go see a movie about ANYONE’S first date at the point of a bayonet.

There would need to be witty dialog, a well constructed plot, guns, spaceships and explosions.

These rarely happen on a first date.