Have you ever been around cattle? It's not very exciting.
There is something about being stepped on by a cow when you're a little kid. It doesn't hurt because your bare foot mashes unto the cow patties.
Matter of fact, yes, I had my very own Jersey dairy cow on a family friend’s farm. I slept on her back. I just thought she was on the lazy side, except when milking time came twice a day. They can move pretty quickly then. They do have a “pecking” order. LOL!