“I stumbled on my way down the ladder and fell, straight into her bazookas.”
You “accidentally” stumbled, right? ;-)
Bazookas=bazoombas.
Autocorrect is getting dangerous.
Actually I did. To her credit she was totally cool about it.
I just can’t describe the sort of deceleration you experience. Kind of like that slow-motion film of the guy catching a cannonball in his gut.