Posted on 08/23/2016 8:31:38 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
A Friendswood area real estate agent is accused of trespassing inside a home she had just sold and having sex inside the vacant residence, according to reports.
According to a Friendswood police report, both Kayla Marisa Seloff, 22, and Joshua Gene Leal, 27, were charged with criminal trespass just before 5 a.m. Saturday in the 200 block of E. Castle Harbour.
Neighbors who live next to the home, which was just sold and closed on the day before, called police after seeing a man and a woman enter in the early morning hours. The neighbor saw a flashlight moving around the home and became suspicious.
When police arrived they discovered the pair on the floor of one of the rooms. It appears that the couple hid when police arrived but later Seloff told police that she and Leal were married and that they had just bought the home. The police, though, wanted proof that it was theirs.
When Seloff went to retrieve her identification and confirm the story, police smelled marijuana and a glass pipe in her vehicle. They later found a small amount of marijuana as well.
Seloff, according to police, then admitted that she had just sold the home and that the marijuana was hers. She also said that she did not have permission to be inside the home.
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A real estate agent named “Seloff” (Sell off)???
That’s awesome! And she can totally play this:
“Kayla Marisa Seloff, she’ll do whatever it takes to sell your home!”
All they had to do was call on the radio, “false alarm, real estate agent”, tell her to leave, and go back in service. Easy peasy.
These days some departments are hung up on making arrests so every little thing gets someone jail time.
Let Me Take You Home Tonight (of course it’s not my home)
I wonder if they got past
Foreplay
I wonder if the cops said
Cool The Engines.
Sounds like beforehand they were doing a little
Smokin’
I wonder if he was
Feelin’ Satisfied
Looks like a high mileage 22.
Not at #18
#18 looks like an ex-girlfriend of mine from 30 years ago
So you wouldn’t mind if someone unlawfully entered your house and had carnal relations on the floor?
They were Smokin.
You caught that too.
I looked at the shirt and actually laughed out loud. Like an episode of the 70’s show.
Could get rooms from Hotwire for $45.
Really? Randy at 5 AM? And made the effort to go to this place? and no furniture? Must be one of those NAUGHTY thrill moments.
Close the sale, open the legs. He’s kinda hunky, no?
Anything goes... as long as it avoids dealing with uncivilized negros.
what an idiot.......
The old if it feels good do it mentality......good luck ever being a real estate agent again sweetheart....And hey mr. loser you ain’t even boyfriend material
She should have invited the cops to join in and forget the charges.
Somewhere during the proceedings you just know he told her “Don’t Look Back”.
He wasn’t even born when that album was out!....................
police smelled marijuana and a glass pipe in her vehicle.....What does a glass pipe smell like?
Security cameras in the Northrup San Jose Hellyer campus caught a CHP officer and an unidentified female engaging in a little hanky panky in the back of the patrol car late one night. See drove up to meet him. Nothing was ever said officially.
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